A russian gives away vodka.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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