Is Yered a dumbass? YA

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

your face is kinda funny

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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