- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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