What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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