everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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