Whats black and gay? Obama

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Do you play piano? No

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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