three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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