What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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penis in the camel

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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