Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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