like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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An Artic Storm.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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