When life throws you lemons, duck.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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