- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Sex education in Texas.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Dyslexia ruels!

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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