Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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