an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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AIDS.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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