why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Women's rights.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

child labor

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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