- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Women's rights.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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