What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

justin littleton being sucessful

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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