roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Barack Obama.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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