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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

everyone dislike this

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A women in the kitchen.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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