What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

every knight i see an owl at window

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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