- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Charlie Sheen

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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