why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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