roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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