- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Women's Rights.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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