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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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