- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

who's a slut... you're mom

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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