Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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No soup for you!

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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