What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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