- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

poopoo

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Knock, Knock ...

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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