Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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I like touching my boobs

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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