- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

who's a slut... you're mom

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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