Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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