- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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