- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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