- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

I once did something.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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