- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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