- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

sucks Syntax...

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

every knight i see an owl at window

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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