Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A women in the kitchen.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

everyone dislike this

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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