Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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