- Anti Joke

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute