What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a black man? Black

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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