What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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