- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A dog was barking at a tree

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A seal walks into a club.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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