What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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President Donald Trump

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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