Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

President Donald Trump

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

This is not funny.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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