- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

I forgot what i was gonna say

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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