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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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