Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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my gramma died

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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