- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Lindsay Lohan

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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