- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Gay republicans

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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