A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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I am very humble.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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