How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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I am very humble.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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