Vagina Boob

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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